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Warm Side · Liberty, Missouri

In the shop this week

  1. Russian tortoise 50 yr
  2. Ball python 30 yr
  3. Corn snake 20 yr
  4. Crested gecko 18 yr
  5. Leopard gecko 15 yr
  6. Bearded dragon 12 yr

Also here

Feeders live and frozen, isopod and springtail cultures, UVB, thermostats, cork, and about forty enclosures built up on the floor so you can see one running before you buy one.

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(816) 555-0132

Mon to Sat, 10 to 6. Shut Sunday.
123 Main St, Liberty, Missouri.

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Sorted by how long it lives, longest first.

Every other shop sorts by price. The number that actually decides whether this goes well is the one below, and it is the number nobody says out loud at the till.

Russian tortoise

Testudo horsfieldii $180
50 years, and that is a conservative figure. This animal is in somebody's will.

Not a beginner animal, whatever the internet says. It wants to dig, it wants to be outdoors half the year, and a tank is the wrong shape for it. If you have a yard and a plan for the winter, it is one of the best animals we sell. If you have an apartment, it is not.

  • Adult size
    8 inshell length
  • Enclosure
    4 × 2 ftminimum, floor space not height
  • Warm end
    95°Fbasking, under a halogen flood
  • UVB
    Yesreplaced yearly even if lit
  • Running cost
    $14 / mopower plus greens

Ball python

Python regius $120 – $400
30 years. Buy one at twenty-two and you will be forty-five when it is still refusing dinner.

The best first snake there is, and the one that will worry you most, because a healthy ball python will go off food for two months in the winter and look perfectly fine doing it. Weigh it monthly. If the weight holds, nothing is wrong.

  • Adult size
    4 ft
  • Enclosure
    4 × 2 ft
  • Warm end
    88°Fcool end 78, and both measured
  • UVB
    Optionalhelps, not required
  • Running cost
    $11 / moone rat a fortnight, plus power

Corn snake

Pantherophis guttatus $70 – $250
20 years, and it eats every single week for all of them.

If you want a snake that behaves like the books say snakes behave, this is it. Eats reliably, handles well, and escapes through a gap you would swear was too small, which is the one thing to take seriously. Clips on the lid, every time, including the time you are only gone a minute.

  • Adult size
    4.5 ft
  • Enclosure
    4 × 2 ft
  • Warm end
    85°F
  • UVB
    Optional
  • Running cost
    $8 / mo

Crested gecko

Correlophus ciliatus $60 – $300
18 years, on a diet that comes out of a packet and costs nine dollars a month.

The one animal here that does not need a heat lamp in a normal Missouri house, and the one we recommend most often to somebody who works long hours. It is nocturnal, it wants height rather than floor, and it will drop its tail once and never grow it back, which is normal and not an injury.

  • Adult size
    8 in
  • Enclosure
    18 × 18 × 24tall, not wide
  • Warm end
    72–78°Froom temperature, usually
  • UVB
    Lowa 5% tube is plenty
  • Running cost
    $9 / mo

Leopard gecko

Eublepharis macularius $50 – $200
15 years, and about half of the ones we see come in on sand, which is the thing to fix.

Tolerant, slow, easy to handle, and the animal most often kept badly because it survives being kept badly for years before it stops. Solid substrate, a hide on both ends, and a thermostat that is not the heat mat's own dial.

  • Adult size
    9 in
  • Enclosure
    36 × 18 in
  • Warm end
    92°Fbelly heat, thermostat controlled
  • UVB
    Low
  • Running cost
    $12 / molive insects, dusted

Bearded dragon

Pogona vitticeps $90 – $350
12 years, and the shortest life on this page is also the most expensive one to run.

The most affectionate reptile we stock and the one people underestimate the cost of. It needs a big enclosure, a strong UVB tube replaced every twelve months, and live insects daily while it is growing. Do not buy the kit in the box. It is too small before the animal is a year old.

  • Adult size
    22 in
  • Enclosure
    4 × 2 × 2 ftfrom the start, not later
  • Warm end
    105°Fbasking surface, measured with a gun
  • UVB
    Yes, strongT5 10%, replaced yearly
  • Running cost
    $32 / mothe highest here, by a distance

We would rather sell you nothing today than the wrong thing today.

Come and ask. Bring a photo of the room, tell us the budget, and say honestly how many hours a week this is getting. Half the people who walk in leave with a different animal than the one they came for and almost none of them come back unhappy.

(816) 555-0132

Where
123 Main St, Liberty, Missouri
Open
Monday to Saturday, 10 to 6. Shut Sunday.
Feeders
Live delivery lands Wednesday morning. Frozen is always in.